today i went to mcdonalds and had something OTHER than chicken mcnuggets. it was not a wise decision and now i think jesus is going to punish me

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

(via cupofteaorgtfo)

Anonymous asked: One horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horses?

one horse sized duck, can you imagine riding that thing. 100 duck sized horses would be a huge hassle to keep track of omg it would be like having children but worse

humanpizzaburn:

interests and hobbies: chris kendall

icantbelieveitsnotbs asked: I spam you with weird questions. :D ^-^ *********** SPARKLY PINK UNICORNS! :D

is this actually real

Anonymous asked: i wanna sex you uppp~

good luck