look at this fucking picture of tyler oakley

face says excitement

eyes say fear

today on the bus i heard this guy say to his friend “have you ever seen actual heroin” and his friend said no and he replied “neither have i, so it cant be real” and i feel like this is an accurate representation of conservative white males in congress

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(Source: communistbakery, via not-dad)

princessnia:

hello please focus your attention on my ginger rose beard

princessnia:

hello please focus your attention on my ginger rose beard

(via slytherin-bamf)

iamjustalostcause:  Can we try to have babies?... ill get a sex change for you bby

[deep sigh] but honey, we’ve been over this. if we have a baby then we’ll have to get rid of my SUPER ULTRA MEGA SUSAN BOYLE SHRINE ROOM and i really dont think im ready for that kind of commitment

upsetmisogynist:  We dont negotiate with terrorists

well i better go change my face then. HA! GET IT!!! im saying that my FACE is SO UGLY that it causes TERROR among CITIZENS! HAHAHA! also i better go diffuse that bomb

Anonymous:  Do you wanna have sex in a tree, while hanging upside down? Please?

fuck off batman

Anonymous:  Favorite type of music?

music that i can move one shoulder at a time to

either send me asks or i’ll make a lot of text posts and you’ll all hate me

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