why does everyone think dan is dead

thats a crazy idea what are you talking about

Anonymous asked: i feel like ur janis ian and dan is regina george. srsly.

omfg

fuelledbyramen asked: I asked dan about you and he looked kind of embarrassed and said 'its all in the past' sorry I couldn't do anything else a girl behind me started calling me a bitch for talking to him for too long

omfG i kind of feel bad now but wow thanks for mentioning me

Anonymous asked: Why does Dan hate you?

well, you see, back when i was part of his string of lovers, he used to buy me things everyday. clothes, flowers, rings, you name it, he bought it. he might have been in love with me. but then there was that fateful day when he brought chris to his house while i was there raiding his fridge. and dont get me wrong, chris aint innocent, chris has his girls too. but how could i resist that sweet smile and sarcastic sense of humor. dan has always been resentful of chris. so dan started a youtube channel, to gain followers and support. nobody ever sees the blatant meaning behind the fact that he calls this internet support group his “cult”. you see all that crap about llamas and placentas and justin bieber? its all a trap. hes turning you all into a mob. and army. and when the time is right, he will activate the little chip in your memories, and you will obey his every will and he will hunt me down and take over the world. im here to warn you. get out. save yourself. more importantly, save me, because i wont be able to take on 200,000 fan girls even if i do have a wall full of pictures of hot men

Anonymous asked: dan pics 5ever

i think i need to start doing pictures of his ass for the fun of it

Anonymous asked: Are you my mummy?

maybe

Anonymous asked: no we're not done with dan pics

Anonymous asked: AAAAUUUU SHEEET GUUUURLLLL

littlestlamb asked: your profile background is fabulous~

i know aint it just great i feel so cool